8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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