we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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