do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Randomize
