ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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