I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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