i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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