so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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