erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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