So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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