Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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