why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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