Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
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