I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I love you. Go after that dick
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