You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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