Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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