just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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