well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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