The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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