Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
God, I missed his penis.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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