Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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