their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
Randomize
