I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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