i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
