mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
How external is "for external use only"?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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