got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
My bed is full of blood and feathers
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I'm both gender and math confused
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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