I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Randomize
