Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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