i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
