Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
she pinky promised me she was 18
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
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