i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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