Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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