i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I have already put on my inside pants.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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