this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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