My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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