Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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