none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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