I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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