just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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