Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
she looked like the before picture.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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