whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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