I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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