she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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