My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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