so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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