This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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