Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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