I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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