i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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