So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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