I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
