It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Randomize
