i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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