There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Sorry about my life...
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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