the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Everything about him screamed your future.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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