I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Randomize
